🔥 THE PROFITT 🔥
Official Rules
• Everyone plays the Blue or Championship tees... preferably whichever gives Craig the biggest advantage.
• Before the first tee, casually announce:
"Hey guys... let's make it $20 each for Birdies, Skins and Greenies."
• Hit it over 300 yards.
• While everyone else is deciding between a hybrid and a fairway wood...
...you're deciding which wedge to hit.
• Collect Birdies.
• Collect Skins.
• Collect Greenies.
• Smile.
• Act like it's a perfectly fair game.
• If anyone questions the format simply reply:
"It's only twenty bucks."
Official Scorecard
• Craig Profitt is always Player #1.
• Craig's name is highlighted in Gold.
• Craig automatically wins regardless of the scores entered.
• Every tie belongs to Craig.
• If Craig doesn't win, the scorecard assumes the scores were entered incorrectly.
"The game is won before the first tee shot."
Disclaimer: This page is an inside joke created solely to roast our golf buddy Craig Profitt.